In a recent poll, Jessica Simpson topped the anti-christ and the greatest villans of the twentieth century on Texans' most hated list. The Cowboys lost the playoffs and now they need a scapegoat. After all, Jessica Simpson is smart enough to mastermind the sabotage of her boyfriends game, right? Tuna anyone?
Those wacky Texans. They love their football so much that when they lose it can't be their team's fault, no, its the bad vibes caused by a random idiot in the stands.
But, maybe their on to something. Perhaps she has jinxed the career of her boyfriend. After all, she jinxed Nick lachey's and her own career. And what happened to Dane Cook and John Mayer after she was done with them? NOT MUCH
So there we have it. The Texans are right, Jessica Simpson is a career killing Black Widow. Tony Romo...it may be too late for you. To the rest of this vampire's potential suitors...run, before your career dies too.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Jessica Simpson tops Satan on Most Hated Poll
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What? Are you kidding me? With Good Luck Chuck and such, I would say that guy you mentioned above is probably THE most famous dude in his house right now. What was his name again? Oh yeah Dane Cook. For a guy who is supposed to like girls, he says some pretty disconserting things about their lady bits. So yeah, he is pretty rude.
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