Jessica Simpson tops Satan on Most Hated Poll

In a recent poll, Jessica Simpson topped the anti-christ and the greatest villans of the twentieth century on Texans' most hated list. The Cowboys lost the playoffs and now they need a scapegoat. After all, Jessica Simpson is smart enough to mastermind the sabotage of her boyfriends game, right? Tuna anyone?

Those wacky Texans. They love their football so much that when they lose it can't be their team's fault, no, its the bad vibes caused by a random idiot in the stands.

But, maybe their on to something. Perhaps she has jinxed the career of her boyfriend. After all, she jinxed Nick lachey's and her own career. And what happened to Dane Cook and John Mayer after she was done with them? NOT MUCH

So there we have it. The Texans are right, Jessica Simpson is a career killing Black Widow. Tony Romo...it may be too late for you. To the rest of this vampire's potential suitors...run, before your career dies too.