Hillary: Cackling her way to the top

In a sad display the monday before Super Tuesday Hillary Clinton started to cry again. Yes, again. Its just another attempt to lead us to believe that she's human...which most of us know is untrue. So after her somewhat strong showing on Super Tuesday I feel that it is my duty to inform you that the 'cry at the drop of a hat candidate' is...in fact... a witch.


Shocking?

Not Really.

I mean simply take a look at that picture. The wart-y nose, the cackling sound her laugh makes. If that isn't a witch that has flown off the handle, then what is? This is what i ask you.

Hillary has bewitched voters and supporters by casting spells over the tv signals. Her most powerful spells, of course are done when she is crying (which, apparently, is frequent)

Rumors abound about her powers. Most currently is a rumor floating around that if she were to lose her head two would grow back in its place. So far only few have been able to resist, most notable Barak Obama, who is fighting the good fight, against this evil.

We must resist her powers...for America.

Why? Because, we don't want a White House made out of gingerbread.