Old French Whore for Halloween

What did Britney Spears go as for halloween? some kind of old french whore...saggy pirate hooker? Judge for yourself

ITS NOT TOO LATE FOR COSTUME IDEAS

It's not too late for Halloween costume ideas. Still need something fast? Here are some quick and easy costume ideas for every body type that will surely frighten everyone at your party.

If you are a...Fat Caucasian Man

Costume...Rosie O'Donnell

How to create...This one is easy. You can wear your regular attire..preferable a matching sport coat and pants and some sort of button up shirt. Get a short brown wig, a flinger for kush balls and be sure to argue with everyone you see!

If you are a...Slightly chunky teenie bopper

Costume...Britney Spears

How to create...black sparkly bra and panties, bad weave, bag of cheetos, several vicodin, 2 baby dolls you can neglect.

If you are...anorexic and missing some teeth

Costume...Amy Winehouse

How to create...find a large jar, fix it on top of your head...spray paint it black. Don't forget to knock out a few teeth and get some fake tattoos. Take a pushpin to your forearm a few times to simulate real heroin injection spots!

If you are...loud and/or a muppet

Costume...VH1's New York

How to create. Lots of fake hair, lots of make up, fake boobs, loud and obnoxious personality. For that extra effect, get another person to be your camera man

Dumb yet Funny

Stupid but kind of funny too:

Ghosts

Its the time of year when everyone becomes more interested in paranormal activity. Be it real or fake, people like being scared. When trolling youtube for something scary i came across this nugget



Check out those faces at 3:00 and 8:45. Are those masks? Are they fake? what makes someone decide that those aren't maksks and must be real ghosts?


Now, take a look at this clip which labels the ghosts for you:




Vidhya Ramasami, of Naperville, IL believe that she is being stalked by a clumsy ghost named Stevie, who likes to play tricks on her. She cites many stranges noises and occurances in her many apartments. "Ghosts are in fact real." she states finally. Is she right? or just another derranged enthusiast? What do YOU think?