Mystery of T-Paine Unraveling

Over the ages there have been several mysteries that cannot be solved. The Bermuda triangle, stone henge, the easter island statues, and why t paine is popular. Seriously, this guy cannot sing without the help of a synthesizer, yet everything he touches turns to gold.

What is it about him that's appealing. It isn't his looks...do most people even know what he looks like. What is his album called? Does he even have an album? His songs are clearly about as deep as a puddle...dealing with such issues as...bartenders, buying drinks, drinking, applebottom jeans, etc. The basic theory going around is that T Paine is simply a ring tone artist. Record companies used to put a lot of effort into grooming the images of their artists. Remember back in the day when Britney Spears' looks sold her songs...her singing had nothing to do with it. Well now they are just making T Paine and other artists (Soulja Boy, Pet Shop Boyz) come up with catchy tunes, making a ton off ringtones, and disposing of the artists when they are through.

T Paine's fame will end soon too...as soon as he slows down making hits. He can't make a slow song, or a serious song because nobody would buy it. So enjoy T Paine, Soulja Boy, and the other ringtone artists while they last...they won't be around for long.