Sunday, October 28, 2007

The Real Fake World


Is it just me or has The Real World franchise gotten a whole lot stupider. Remember back in the day when the show discussed issues like AIDS, race relations, mental disease. Now its just spoiled drunk whores who want their 15 minutes of fame.

When did this begin? My theory is that it began after one of the original Real World cast members, Eric Neis, got a job on MTV. This point was the begining of then end, when every moron and moronette on the show realized...hey i could spin this into some fame! So instead of being real they became as fake as possible, turning the Real World closer and closer into the yet to be produced, Laguna Beach.

People don't need to be real for reality tv...they need to be fake, to create ridiculous drama that wouldn't occur in the real world. Furthermore, instead of doing anything interesting like promoting a cause they just get drunk and act like whores. Instead of fighting about something that matters, they go at it over other things.

Like, ummmmm for example...Shavonda and Parisa like the same guy!!! omg u guyz!! but Parisa talked to him so shavonda started bitching but she already has a boyfriend but parisa called her a whore and that is sooo unfair! These things matter !

Confused? Bewildered? Disgusted? Did you throw up a little in your mouth? Good, that's how you should feel.

This still doesn't even compare to the really good fights that have gone on before.
The following is the 3 greatest bitch fights in Real World History

Brooke Vs. City of Denver -- she couldn't find the beauty salon and began yelling at the lamp posts and bums

Brynn V. Stephen -- She threw a fork at him and he deemed her dangerous and threatening

CT V. Tina -- She bought 2 lbs of ham and ct ate half of it!!!

That stuff is so unfair...i mean a fork! That could have messed up his gelled hair and then he's have to redo it!! And God forbid it hit him in his face and he end up not so pretty anymore.

side note: does anybody remember Tonya and all her issues? "Oh my God, its a black guy" haha

The thing is none of this stuff matters, but we act like it does. What if we put this much effort into caring about AIDS in Africa, the broken education system, or the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow, shavonda and parisa fighting over a guy?
That was trisha and parisa, and there was no person named "shavonda" on that season. Might've been Shavvon you're being confused with deaf retard.
Next time you want to amke a point, try actually getting names right.

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